hear will laugh with me."

           ( Genesis 21:6 *NKJV )

Dear Friends,

  It is said that laughter is the best medicine.  So today

we shall share a laugh or two, for after all, our Heavenly Father

has a sense of humor and; He who sits in the heavens

shall laugh.    ( Psalms 2:4 )

 So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the Bloopers actually

found in Church Bulletins!

  *The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to

   make calls on people who are not afflicted with

   any church.

  *The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday

    morning at 10.  All ladies are invited to lunch in the

    Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

  *Evening massage - 6 p.m.

  *The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the

    congregation would lend him their electric girdles for

    the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

  *The audience is asked to remain seated until the end

    of the recession.

  *Ushers will eat latecomers

  *For those of you who have children and don't know it,

    we have a nursery downstairs.

  *The Rev. Meriwether spoke briefly, much to the

    delight of the audience.

  *Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing

    services will be discontinued until further notice.

  *Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the

    morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a

    Terrible Experience."

  *Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our

    church and community.

  *Today's Sermon:  HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?

    With hymns from a full choir.

  *Potluck supper:  prayer and medication to follow.

  *Don't let worry kill you off - let the church help.

  *The 2010 Spring Council Retreat will be hell on May 10th

    and 11th.

  *Pastor is on vacation.  Massages can be given to

    church secretary.

  *8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition

    of several new members and to the deterioration of some

    older ones.

 *The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which

    the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy."

  *The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung

     without musical accomplishment.

                   ______________________

  Now, I hope that you have enjoyed these as much as

I did!  Therefore may you have a" joyful" day, and may it be

filled with laughter as well.  After all, it is said, smile and the World

smiles with you, frown and you frown alone.   Amen

All My Love & Prayers,

     Pastor Allen